Gee, Who Should We Capture as a Priority? Osama bin Forgotten or an Aging Chess Champ?

Well, apparently the answer is the chess champ. Between this and the FDA sending marshals out to capture seven "killer hospital beds" this week, we should feel much safer.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go videotape the funny little thing on my toe so Tom DeLay and Bill Frist can make a diagnosis by video. They're soooo good at that sort of thing, it's just amazing.