Do We Want O'Reilly Teaching Kids About Sex?

From Roger Ailes (the great one, not the rubbery Faux prawn):

Jimmy Breslin finds this nugget of self-recognition in O'Reilly's new parenting book, The O'Reilly Factor for Kids:

"Here's a big word for today: dehumanization.

"That's when you go out with someone only for their appearance - their big pecs or long legs. When you are interested in someone only on the basis of physique, you're dehumanizing him or her, seeing that person only as an attractive object. If you are doing that, remember, good sex occurs between two human beings, not between two objects ...

"Are you surprised by my thoughts on the subject? Did you think that O'Reilly would tell you sex is off-limits? As you know, things are more complicated than that. But I repeat my mantra: Sex is best when you combine sensible behavior with sincere affection ...

"It is also smart to recognize that there is no area more potentially dishonest than the sexual arena.

"And if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you."

But what about one human being and one battery-operated phallic object?

Gee, Bill dehumanizes the world with the lies he spews, so what's one "broad" (and you know O'Reilly would smirk as he says the word, too)? I do hope Mrs. Kobe Bryant has called Mrs. Bill O'Reilly to tell her where to shop for the $4 million rock. I know everytime I've felt fucked over my a straying partner my mind immediately jumps to very large jewelry that mined from countries where they hack off arms and legs to keep the workers and villagers under control.

Seriously, however, on the issue of Mrs. O'Reilly: I actually found myself feeling very badly for her. Then it hit me. She actually married him. She stayed with him after she knew he created this "act" that stirs anger, hate, and misinformation. My God, she even let him breed (even scarier than the concept of him at the controller end of a vibrator which is less revolting than the idea of having Bill O'Reilly talk dirty to you). Maybe Mrs. O'Reilly will take some of her hubby's advice (no, not about the falafel) tendered to Hilary about Bill: "If she were a real woman, she'd leave him."