You Have to Love Wingnuts

"Doesn't Patti Davis own an iron? She's been wearing wrinkled clothes for days."

"Patti's over 40. Somebody tell her to cut her hair."

"Really. The Clintons were both asleep during the Gipper's Funeral! They have no shame."

"I heard Clinton was getting a blow-job in the back of the cathedral after the funeral."

"Why was Joan Rivers there? She's a [deleted] Jew with a filty mouth!"

"They shouldn't have even allowed Ronald Reagan Jr. into the funeral. He's gay, for chrissake!"

These are just some of the intelligent remarks I've heard either through Fox News or read (mostly as user comments) on some wingnut sites in the past week.

I'm sure they'd all tell you they're righteous (with the emphasis on right) Christians, too.

Oops! I forgot one:

* Chelsea Clinton is such a dog. And notice she doesn't look a thing like Bill.