Jennifer Lopez Limbaugh? Rush Limbaugh Lopez?

She's been married for about 10 days now. She's got to be ready for a change.

Now that the big guy is getting a divorce, you have to admit that these two would make a GREAT couple. She could help him in any pursuits he may have to dress up in glamourous women's clothing, and kick the crap out of him, while he could shower her with gifts and introduce her to all the best doctors and pharmacies in Palm Beach.

For each, it would be their fourth marriage. Now there's family values. After all, we need to keep weddings away from gays so respectable, upstanding heterosexuals like these can make a mockery of "til death do us part."