Dennis Miller

Sad, isn't it? His career flagging, his boyish iconoclast rebel act growing old despite the hair dye and less close-ups trying to cover it. Fired from a dipshit football commentary job. HBO lets him go.

So he sees becoming the ultimate right-winger his ticket to big-time again. Bush gets a free pass from him, he says, because he's the man who inspired him again about politics. Anybody who gets inspired by Bush about anything (unless it's how never to apply yourself and yet be handed everything in the world to trash) is worse than deranged.

His new show on CNBC is produced by a man who works for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Our tax dollars pay for Miller to fly around on Air Force One with the prez.

Let's count the days til CNBC fires Miller's sorry ass, too.