Should We Just Send "Runaway Bride" Jennifer Wilbanks to North Korea As Punishment For Nuclear Test(s)

God... while we're waiting to hear from Japan's monitors on whether North Korea may have already set off a second nuclear bomb test - that's in addition to the one we heard about already early Monday - and while everyone decides how to "punish" the North Korea leader, who else reappears in the news but Georgia dipshit "Runaway Bride" Jennifer Wilbanks.

After the incredible trouble she caused, she's suing her former fiance for stealing her "gold" sofa.

Too bad someone didn't steal the bug UP Wilbanks's (please pay attention to me, even negative attention!) ass.

In the meantime, I propose we send Wilbanks over to marry Kim Son-Il. That'll teach him!