Just Coincidence?

I'm sure there is only pure coincidence at work here:

Tonight, just as I heard them announce that pert, perky, and oh too precious Katie Couric would begin as the CBS Evening News anchor on Tuesday (September 5th), I had to race for the bathroom to toss my cookies (and no, no real cookies were involved).

Eww...just talking about it (Katie, not cookies) is making my stomach churn again.