Paris Hilton Music CD Bombs

For all the hype, Paris Hilton's debut music CD tanked with just 75K sold since its release.

Hell, one of my tech books sold more copies than that, albeit not in one week.

Ms. Hilton is supposedly furious because Elijah Blue (Cher's kid) went on Howard Stern's satellite radio program to say that after having sex with Ms. Hilton, he was so concerned about catching a sexually transmitted disease that he scrubbed his genitals with Tilex.

Uh... ouch.