Bush Falls Off Yet Another Bike

This man - the great and graceful athlete whom the media is discouraged from every photographing exercising (and for apparently good reason) - has fallen off scooters, any number of bikes, choked on pretzels to the point where he was rendered unconscious and with bruises all over his face. This time, he collided with a police officer (also apt in a Bushian way) and, once again, required bandages and a physician check.

See, doctors look at someone who has numerous accidents and wonders why. But of course, we're not supposed to ask questions.

Me? I think it's symbolic of the way he runs the country. Social security, health care, the wars, etc., have all gone tumbling off their mounts with Mr. Bush on duty.