Respinning a Children's Rhyme

"Jesus hates me this I know
for the Bushies tell me so.
Since I'm not among their throng.
They are great, all else are wrong."

"God hates judges, this I know
for Pat Robertson tells me so.
Judges rule by way of law;
they aren't under Pat's fat paw."

"The lord hates Dem'crats, this I know
for Tom DeLay tells me so.
The GOP are the chosen ones,
the rest of us are no better than Huns."