What? The Times Didn't Totally Butt Kiss and Name Gannon?

I'm shocked. The Times went with another righteous rightie, John Tierney, to replace Richard Nixon's best pal, William Safire.

I was sure Keller would totally butt lick the right and put Jeff Gannon in the post. If you've seen Jeffy poo's blog, you'll know who exactly found it tough to spell "Guckert": JD/Jeff Gannon himself. His entire blog - besides a few totally dumb ass comments - is copied from others.

Jeff would have been great in The Times gig: he could have just copied from David (Babbling) Brooks, Ann Coulter, and Mickey Kaus - all just great hind ends minds of our times.

It's OK though. I'm sure Tierney will be on a mission from God, just like Robert (Crypt Keeper) Novak.