3.11.2005

U.S. Says It Will Offer Incentives to Iran to Stop Nukes

Hmmm... I wonder what incentives we'll offer.

Could it be?

    * Condi gives them a fashion show? Her wearing what the best-dressed Dominatrix is sporting this year while Lynne Cheney models bodice-ripping nude lingerie?

    * We let them bootleg Rush's radio show?

    * Noni Scalia and John Ashcroft: Untapped, in concert?

    * A taste of democracy, Bush-Baghdad style?

    * The Bush Twins will go over to model in Iranian booze ads? (Both 23, both have never had a job, both run up bar tabs per night that are more than many Americans earn in a month, and both would seem to qualify for this all volunteer army.)

    * Jeff Gannon will become a news anchor on Faux-Tehran?
Just wondering.