If He Had a Dick, He Might Be a Wanker

March 10, 2005 – Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) will introduce legislation within the next few days to protect the Boy Scouts from unfair discrimination because of its policies on homosexuals and atheists.

Senator Frist’s legislation will be aimed at assuring that Boy Scouts are guaranteed equal access to public facilities, forums, and programs.

This posted triumphantly on a site that asks you to grant Terri Schiavo the same rights as death row inmates (really? because I think Terri has more now) and to support federal legislation to protect her life.

I'm so glad there's nothing more important than being a Boy Scout and making sure they're protected from homosexuals. I mean, it's much better if they grow up to become a serial killer and a good church-going Republican like that fellow in Kansas.