3.10.2005

Toss Up

It's hard to decide which of these Capitol Hill inspired concerns is least important:

1) Holding hearings on whether overpaid, underintelligent ball players are dosing themselves with steroids (spare me that baseball is sacred as some American tradition - it's about as sacred to the American experience as buggery is to the Brits)

2) Trying to decide whether the FCC can turn cable TV into the same obscene pit of crap that network TV has become. And remember kiddies, sex-crazed soap operas and "Desperate Housewives" have their best ratings in Righteous Red states.