What? You Think Bill Bennett Has All the Fun?

From Skippy:

reader and contributor rose sends us a bit of gossip from page six of the nypost:

president bush gets whipped by dominatrix dita von teese in a new video by racy lingerie line agent provocateur. teese, clad only in a thong and pasties, flogs a jockey shorts-wearing bush lookalike in the video, which debuts in the u.k. on aug. 16. teese, who's engaged to shock rocker marilyn manson, also has her way with british prime minister tony blair in the tape, titled "she's lost control." the promo on the company's web site notes that "bush has lost control" and "gets his just deserts in true agent provocateur style."

what about some presidential nipple clamps?