Send Chris Hitchens a Box of Live Rats

Here's an offer from "Chase Me, Ladies, I'm in the Cavalry" that's hard to resist:

Ever read a Christopher Hitchens column and thought, "I would like to send this man a box of live rats"? Well now you can. Just click on the PayPal box below, and all the money raised will be used to buy rats for our generation's Orwell. And remember, the more you give, the more rats we can send him.

I don't, however, dislike rats enough to do this. Still, the idea is appealing at a certain level.