7.03.2004

"Love Republican Style!"

Heh. An aging tart and a very desperate fart. Perhaps Jack Ryan can point them to some good sex clubs:

TALLAHASSEE· Needing pizzazz, Florida's lukewarm U.S. Senate race is about to draw national celebrity attention.

Enter Gennifer Flowers, the publicity-catching woman who claimed to have had a 12-year affair with former President Bill Clinton when he was governor of Arkansas.

Republican Senate candidate Larry Klayman, the founder of Judicial Watch who has nearly made a career out of suing the Clintons, will accompany Flowers, his former client, at a trio of fund-raisers in South Florida later this month.
Thanks to Buzzflash for the link.

[Ed. note: If you pay her enough, Paula Jones might be available for an intimate little party for three back in the hotel suite. Oooooh, wait a minute, momma! We should be setting up little Paula with Rush Limbaugh, the kind, fatherly, heavily medicated father she never had.]