Jesus' General Asks Us to Pray

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Deputy Leader is under a lot of pressure lately. We've all seen him red with rage, fists clenched, yelling at people to have carnal knowledge with themselves. Who can blame him? He's had his hand in all of the things the French are screaming about--Plame, Chalabi, pre-war intelligence. People are calling for his head.

I'm worried that he'll have some kind of breakdown and kill someone. That could hurt Our Leader's chances for reselection. We need to do something to help him.

I think we should follow Presidential Prayer Team's example and ask the Lord to help Deputy Leader resist his murderous impulses. We've all seen how that organization has harnessed God's power to help Our Leader make wise decisions.

I've created the banner you see above to remind you to pray for Deputy Leader. Please do so. The future if our nation depends on it.