However Will They Spin the Bad Jobs Report?

The jobs' report is actually good news because people really want time off to enjoy summer pursuits.

Well, it's not like these people were going to be able to pay for their gas driving 40 miles back and forth to their jobs at Wal-Mart and Mickey D's anyway.

Our president, in its magnificence, decided to make this a bad month so we could that much more appreciate slighlty less crappy jobs' outlooks coming out closer to the election.

It's not OUR fault if people don't want to work and feed their families and pay their mortgages.

"George Tenet and the CIA are responsible for this!"