"Hookers for Hastert!" and "Raunchy Sex for Rove", "Dommes for DeLay" and "Fellatiators for Frist", Plus "Bush for... well..Bush!"

Looks like wholesome, perfect family values are on tap for the Republicans again at the convention in New York (hope someone remembered to invite Jack Ryan!):

With thousands of Republicans set to invade the city this summer, high-priced escorts and strippers are preparing for one grand old party.
Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden.

"We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week," said a madam at a Manhattan escort service. "It's the week everyone wants to work."

"It's going to be big," agreed one operator at a midtown escort service.

Charging from $300 to upwards of $1,000 for an hour of companionship and a whole lot more, escorts said they can always count on conventioneers for big business.

"It doesn't matter what party you come from," said Robyn Few, a $500-an-hour California call girl who now runs Sex Workers Outreach Project, an advocacy group. "When you want to buy sex, you will."

That's the hope among escort services expecting a windfall from randy Republicans.

Wait! What lefty, liberal rag would say anything like this? Why, the New York Daily News! [Ed. note: Fellatiators?]