Why Assholes Are More Important Than Either Rush Limbaugh Or Glenn Beck

There is one reason: assholes come in handy at least once a day for removing waste from the body whereas I can't think of a single good reason why Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck could ever be viewed as useful (not even for target practice, since they're both large enough that it takes away the challenge).

From Think Progress on Rush Limbaugh "comedian":

Limbaugh demeans American servicewomen.

On his radio show today, right-wing host Rush Limbaugh criticized the military for allowing women to fight for the United States, asking what “it says about a cultured civilized society that it will round up babes send them off to basic training and send them off to the foxholes.”

Sounds like Newt (the brain trust) Gingrich's "women can't be in combat because they get infections in foxholes" play.

Also from Think Progress on Glenn (who says, "I love the word faggot 'cus it's cute and naughty") Beck:

Update: Beck recants, swears allegiance to Rush.

Yesterday on NPR, right-wing talk show host Glenn Beck criticized fellow conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh for his strident rhetoric, saying it will be “the death of our industry, and the death of our country.” Today, Beck released a statement taking it all back: “I was disappointed to see how NPR chose to make it look like I was insulting Rush, which is something I would never do.“

Gee, Glenn.. you really feel that strongly about Rush?

If so, you two should get a room. Smoochies!

And CNN? You should be so proud of yourself for hiring Beck the Dreck.