Does This Remind You Of Anyone? Bush Perhaps? Man Dies From Do-It-Yourself-Mole-Killer Kit

I'm sadly NOT joking; the big difference is that Bush would take millions with him and shut down the electrical grid for half the world. Please, someone send the president some chubby pretzels!

A German retiree who wired up a high-voltage cable to try to wipe out the moles digging up his garden killed himself instead, police said Thursday.

Uwe Werner, police spokesman in Stralsund north of Berlin, said the 63-year-old retired construction foreman was found dead in the garden of his weekend house in Zingst next to a 380-volt cable and metal spikes rammed into the ground.

"The moles survived," Werner said, noting the voltage was enough to run a cement mixer or heavy-duty power saw. "It was in any event an unorthodox method to try to get rid of moles."

Yup, he's electrocuted, but the moles are just fine.

Take THAT, Osama bin Laden.