Wow! Newsflash: Willie Nelson Found With Marijuana!

Forget the terrorists! Forget all the violent crimes.

Police in Louisiana have stopped Willie Nelson's tour van (with five musicians aboard, all over the age of 50 and some, like Nelson, in their 70s) and found a cache of more than a pound of pot and a supply of psilocybin mushrooms (I'm more of a portobello or shiitake person myself; if I want altered consciousness, I watch a Bush or Cheney talk).

America can rest better tonight.