Senator Allen: His Intelligence Level and Apology Quality Roughly Matches His Bad Hairpiece/Toupee

First, is there a rule somewhere that says congress critters (Senate or House of Reprehensibles) MUST have a bad toupee or hair plugs? Because I swear, between former Reprehensible James Traficant and Bill Frist and George Allen, these folks are an embarrassment.

But it's hard to tell which facet of presidential hopeful (well, he hopes, but I don't think we hope, if you get my drift) Sen. George Allen is more offensive:

• his fake hair
• his racial intolerance
• his first non-apology apology
• his second non-apology apology
• his third non-apology apology
• or his fourth non-apology apology

Granted, I'm sure that Allen loyalists would actually APPLAUD the man's uncool racial intolerance and heckling of a man of Indian descent, but most of us are probably pretty creeped out about it.

Finally, let me add that, regarding Allen's last few unapologetic apologies, Mr. Allen is the LAST person who should be making fun of someone because of their hair. Unlike the Web staffer he ridiculed, Allen at least makes enough money to buy something that makes his fake hair appear less like fake hair.. but doesn't.

Meanwhile, I'll go back to appreciating the fact that while George Allen (Mr. Pro Life) loves to insist he knows better about a fertile woman should do with her body than she does, he is HAPPY to take money earned on the stock he owns in a morning-after pill "abortion" prescription drug. Yeppers.