Abu Musab al-Zarqawi: As Competent with a Rifle as George Bush is With a War, Diplomacy, the Economy, and His Native Language

See al-Zarqawi stand.
See al-Zarqawi hold a rifle.
See al-Zarqawi fumble the rifle.
See al-Zarqaqi keep fumbling with his rifle.

[And see al-Zarqawi rifle fumbling blooper video here.]


See Donald Rumsfeld.
See Donald Rumsfeld lie.
See Donald Rumsfeld insist he did not lie when he lied.
See Donald Rumsfeld claim for the 407th time we killed al-Zarqawi.
Then see Donald Rumsfeld tell us in the very next breath that al-Zarqawi is responsible for putting colored clothing in with the whites in the laundry of Iraq.