Even the Polish Judge Will Give This Olympian a 9 for Effort!

Any spouse can use the family car to try to mow down his or her cheating partner. Remember the wealthy nutjob lady dentist in Texas (ah, so many of them from Texas) who claimed it was all a silly accident when she went back to run over her cheating man three, four extra times?

But the record books like to reward earnest, "out of the box" thinking, such as in this case, where the wife tried to run down her husband while indoors. But hey, I'm sure it was an accident.