Do I Hear One Million?

According to The Times of London, the English language will soon anoint its one millionth word. Gee, that only took some centuries.

Please, dear Lord, don't let the millionth word be:

1) Truthiness
2) Nipplegate
3) Nukular
4) Any other Bushism

Now excuse me while I go find a downloadable version of "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life".