Osaddama

As I suggested to Alex in a comment, I think President Bush should just make it easier on himself by morphing Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden into one bogeyman, Osaddama.

But Bush isn't that dumb. He knows he's switching the name. He wants a) the justification for the Iraq war that more and more good Americans don't see and b) to keep mentioning Saddam, who we got, instead of Osama who we "not" got.