All Prepped for the Debate

Lessee, I got the cat and the dog to entertain me, a tub of green tomatoes to toss at the president whenever he makes a face (I've got 30 - think it's enough?) and a dish of petrified candy corn to toss for lesser transgressions.

I really hate that these rules take away all spontaneity and are designed to further distance the American voters from the process. Meanwhile, Tim Russert is worried that they won't exercise good judgment in showing reaction shots from the crowd.

Tim? Go cash this week's whore honorarium from G.E., who help bring us the president's war vision.