President: Too Busy for the GOP

The President, it turns out, will only spend fleeting hours at the GOP convention next week, basically walking in, picking up his nomination ("I earned it, y'know"), and then heading off again. Probably needs another vacation since hours will have elapsed since his last one.

It's tough to be ruler of the world, appointed by God. It interferes with nap time and Condi letting him ride horsy on her knee while the twins are off to the gay marriage or funeral of their personal eyebrow waxer (I kid you not - I didn't even know anyone would have a personal eyebrow waxer).