And Since This is an All-Volunteer Army

I've got a few people I'd like to volunteer to get into the nitty-gritty and fight (a real war, too, and not what they wage in the media):

* Michelle Malkin
* Karl Rove
* Tom DeLay
* Dick Cheney and his puppet, "W" McCarthy
* Ann Coulter
* Dennis Miller (there's a stink bomb!)
* Sean Hannity
* Rush Lamehog (silly me!) Limbaugh