What About Kerry-Edwards-Sharapova?

Imagine it. This could be just the thing the Dems need to put them over the top. A young woman who aced Wimbledon, making even a contest against one of the ultra-powerful Williams' sister appear effortless. Next to Maria Sharapova, Edwards looks like a youthful senior citizen and she could soften the edge off ol Treebeard ... er... John Kerry.

Promise her National Security Advisor. She doesn't make anywhere near the scary faces Condi does, and this teenager can't HELP but do a much better job than Dr. Rice. I don't know how fluent she is, but Sharapova must speak better English than Mr. Bush. It's a win-win situation, and increases the youth vote.