7.19.2004

Oh, Those Girlie Men

You know, some people might describe a "girlie man" as someone who:

  • gets plastic surgery to look far younger
  • dyes and otherwise enhances his hair toward the same pursuit
  • has to bully people because he doesn't have the intellectual fortitude to make his point
  • spends a fortune on his clothes
  • whores himself out

Oh wait, I just described Arnold Schwarzenegger!