Military Pays For Liposuction, Cosmetic Surgery

It's true, according to "New Yorker" magazine and Keith Olbermann tonight on Countdown.
 
It's being offered free of cost to service people in all four branches of the military and their families. This includes breast enlargements, penis enlargements, liposuction, and other pretties.
 
So we can't equip them with bullets or armor, but we can make them look very pretty to get shot at.