Any Statisticians Out There?

I found myself wondering tonight just exactly how many times the F word gets used between the two back-to-back hours of The Sopranos and Deadwood on HBO? Not, of course, apparently enough to bother to count myself (I've sworn off The Sopranos but Swearengen on "Deadwood" is a fascinating if totally reprehensible character, plus the interaction between The Doc and Calamity Jane, plus the addition of Powers Boothe and Ricky Jay often make me lose periods of productivity on Sunday night from 10 to 11 PM ET) but still.