1.02.2004

Pat Robertson's hearing voices again

According to Pat Robertson (remember, the one who suggested the State Department be blown up because he doesn't like Colin Powell; the same one who was NOT visited by federal authorities because his support was fundamental - pun intended - to Bush's election), God spoke to him and told him that no matter what Bush does, good or bad, he'll be re-elected in a landslide simply because Bush is "chosen".

Bush was chosen, although by the Supreme Court.

Oops. Phone. Hey, God's on the line one (of course) and He says Pat Robertson is the anti-Christ's illegimitate son who blows smoke out of his ass and claims its divine prophesy.