Oh, That Global Warming Myth: Prepare For The Hottest Year Ever

Again, we're very fortunate the scientific geniuses of the Bush Administration and his biggest fans, the energy/oil corporations, have determined global warming is just a Democratic conspiracy theory; otherwise, we might be slightly concerned. Some like it H-O-T!

A combination of global warming and the El Niño weather system is set to make 2007 the warmest year on record with far-reaching consequences for the planet, one of Britain's leading climate experts has warned.

As the new year was ushered in with stormy conditions across the UK, the forecast for the next 12 months is of extreme global weather patterns which could bring drought to Indonesia and leave California under a deluge.

The warning, from Professor Phil Jones, director of the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, was one of four sobering predictions from senior scientists and forecasters that 2007 will be a crucial year for determining the response to global warming and its effect on humanity.

Professor Jones said the long-term trend of global warming - already blamed for bringing drought to the Horn of Africa and melting the Arctic ice shelf - is set to be exacerbated by the arrival of El Niño, the phenomenon caused by above-average sea temperatures in the Pacific.
Combined, they are set to bring extreme conditions across the globe and make 2007 warmer than 1998, the hottest year on record. It is likely temperatures will also exceed 2006, which was declared in December the hottest in Britain since 1659 and the sixth warmest in global records.

[Also so kind, the Bushies' people remind us that the Rapture will arrive before we have to worry about being even mildly inconvenienced, a great way to justify Texans love of cars even bigger than their mouths and cranking up the air conditioning full blast whenever the outside temp gets warmer than 68 degrees.]