1.05.2007

The Bush Method of Political Process

I see that Attaturk of Rising Hegemon has become a Bush Administration "scholar". I'd say he has the "Bush method of political process" pretty much sewn up. Don't you?

Step One: Say you intend to fuck up.

Step Two: Have people tell you, "hey you know, if you do this, it's fucked up."

Step Three: Tell the people in Step Two that they are truly fucked up if they do not allow you to fuck up.

Step Four: Fuck up.

Step Five: Watch as it turns out you fucked up even worse then people thought possible. I mean, you fucked up fucking up for fuck's sake!

Step Six: Deny Fucking Up.

Step Seven: State that no one could have anticipated such a fuck up.

Step Eight: Tell your critics it is too soon to talk about the last fuck up, because you have a whole slew of fuck ups to fuck up at the present so they can "go fuck themselves".

Step Nine: Appoint fucked up internal review of the fuck up by the folks that fucked up the fuck up in the first fucking place.

Step Ten: Announce findings five or six other fuck ups later. Hoping no one gives a fuck.