As If Iraq Doesn't Have Enough Evil Influences, Michelle Malkin Claims To Be Headed To Iraq

From the Liberal Avenger and I agree, I don't see Michelle risking her ugly, hateful ass (if she does, perhaps she would take Ann Coulter and Jonah Goldberg along - Jonah's large enough to absorb most of the impact from a car bomb):

Oh, this is rich!

Malkin is so concerned about the Associated Press’ efforts to make things look “really bad” in Iraq when things are really actually going really well, that she has accepted Eason Jordan’s invitation to send her to Iraq.

Now I know and you know that Michelle has no intention of going to Iraq. She’s stuck her neck out a bit on this one, however. What excuse will she use to keep herself from going?

Will she claim that Eason Jordan refused to pay? Will she describe a murky Islamofascist/moonbat plot that will force her to stay at home? Will she claim that the Iraqi government won’t give her a visa? Will she, like Bill O’Reilly, claim to discover that she’s on an al-Qaeda hitlist?

At least we know that Baghdad isn’t as dangerous as Paris. She’s got that going for her.

Post your predictions here.