A Felonious Five-Year-Old Doesn't Make Up An Ounce of the Grimm Fairy Tales The Bushies Fabricate

First, we've caught a "major al Qaeda" figure again (other such major figures have included Osama's love slave, his chaffeur, and his manicurist). Wow. I feel just so much safer. Uh huh. Note, however, that this never includes Osama bin Forgotten or Pediatrician-turned-Jihadist Extraordinaire, Zawahiri.

Second, a study shows what most of us already know: there are very few arrests, let alone convictions, for "terrorists" the Bushies catch. In fact, despite the fact that we've wasted hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars (which is actually starting to sound like real money) since around this time in 2001, all we've managed to accomplish is making the U.S. less safe than ever before while driving up the world's hatred of us to levels that nearly defy the imagination (and the Bushies are nothing if not imaginative - sort of like the level of imagination necessary to construct a soap opera).