Dick Cheney Bangs!

Posted by Dedalus at Blah3:

Dick Cheney took some time out from shooting people in the face in order to set the record straight on what a wonderful job he and Bush are doing in Iraq. Obviously, only certain people are to be allowed to have the keys to the country--all others are second class:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney on Friday rejected charges by Democrats that the Bush administration was mishandling Iraq and said: "If they are competent to fight this war, then I ought to be singing on American Idol."

Dick is evidently uninformed about the quality of some of the contestants on that show. Why, I think it's time Dick do a little duet with William Hung:

Talk to me And I’ll tell you my game
We blow shit up in America’s name
We lit the fuse and Iraq’s ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby
And we bang! We bang! Oh baby
We’ll invade, invade
I go crazy
'Cause I say we’re leaders
but it’s really just greed
I’m the biggest psycho in history
We bang! we bang!