Why is Scooter Libby Sporting Crutches in the Last Week?

The official story is that he (Irving Lewis "Scooter") broke his foot playing football. But he's of an age and a situation that tends to make this sound like a middle-aged white man's excuse for getting really pissed and kicking something very, very, very hard and unyielding. I'd check his paid mistress for indentations.