A Note to California's Governator

Dear Arnold:

Considering what a mess you've made of California - and you, God help us, were the recall and reform candidate - I would think you would be more concerned about stop fucking up the state you lead.

But gosh, no, you're signing movie deals. And God knows, the world needs more semi-elderly super heros with a neck the diameter of a redwood tree trunk without a mastery for the English language. The latter, however, won't keep you from being president as our current leader in thief exemplifies.

Speaking as a pacifist to a non-pacifist, someone really ought to slap you silly.

Signed,
A non-fan in Vermont