"Greta! Please Bring Back Poor Natalee Holloway!"

Someone - I'm still not sure how - I ended up over on Greta van Susteren's subsite at Fox News over the weekend. And do you want to know what kind of mail this credentialed lawyer gets?

Just like the headline above. Faux News watchers are tired of the hurricane news and want to get back to "important" stuff like a three-month old white-girl-goes-missing story from another country.

Reality: something Faux staples, folds, AND mutilates.