The War on Drugs, Coming to a GI Near You

Various press reports this week tell us that Rumsfeld's brain will begin distributing Ecstasy - the same loathsome, dangerous drug that was outlawed here in the War on Drugs because it can cause serious dehydration, confusion, and death - to troops to combat battle fatigue.

Then those same soldiers will come home and get prison time when they're convicted of possession, just as we've done with other drugs we've hooked them on in battle and demonized them for later.

Life's just easier when you have no conscience, isn't it, George, Dick, Condi, and Donny?