The Daughters Are as Smart as the Old Man

Boy, one of the few things I caught - and I mean caught in the painful sense, like a really horrible flu or leprosy - was the Bush twins' speech. Hudson at Daily Kos has faithfully captured it for (cough) posterity.

No. I joke. The Bush Twins have an IQ of 120, which is above average. The only unfortunate thing is that they have to divide it between them. That's only five points lower than the 125 cumulative IQ and Dad and Laura share.

Beauty (cough) fades, but dumb is forever.