Red, White and Blue in the Face

I think that pretty much sums up the start of the GOP convention.

Notice how much more coverage the GOP is getting now over the Dems last month. Notice how the so called liberal media spent the DNC bashing Kerry and is spending the RNC praising Bush.

Notice how the RNC is trotting out their "moderates" (in the current GOP, a moderate is apparently defined as someone who might have sex with his sister but would take steps to avoid getting her pregnant, a friend said to me recently) when this platform is ALL ABOUT extremist views.

Rudy Giuliani behaved admirably on 9/11, but every day since, he has milked the cow of the American public, taking huge contracts for doing nothing that grinning (and with him, that's quite a grimace) and promoting Bush. I have socks more evolved socially than Arnold the Terminator, and Stepford Wives have more brains than most of the Bush family.

Oh.. and that 13-year-old they trotted out to sing! I have never heard a worse performance of "Star Spangled Banner." Methinks her dad gives oodles to the GOP. She couldn't enunciate many of the words, and hit maybe 30% of the notes.

But the week's young. I'm still hoping someone will catch Cheney ass-fucking (sorry, I read Wonkette too often) Tom DeLay while he's in turn screwing chubby little Denny Hastert as Bush sits there counting his toes. It's not like it doesn't happen. (Cough)