Blue State Homes to Be Seized and Shipped to Florida

"And in an exclusive ONLY reported by us, Faux Newz, President George W. Bush has announced plans to seize homes currently owned by Blue State potential Kerry voters to replace the homes of Florida Republicans who lost their pink flamingos in the latest hurricane."

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