Must-Have Merchandise

Come on. Admit it. You want a bumpersticker like this, even if the thought of leaving your car parked somewhere public while displaying it makes you a wee bit nervous. So do it.

The General (as in J.C.) has other great stuff like this (and I don't usually get excited about slogan bumperstickers and t-shirts, at least not since puberty). All wicked smart. All designed by channeling his "inner Frenchman". Get yours here.