On Becoming Clitorate

You know it's time for bed when Conan O'Brien ends his show with a sex expert (Mamma Gina) who tells everyone she wants to make them "clitorate" and to explore the landscape of the vulva.

O'Brien seemed shocked and awed and would not - at her behest - touch a finger to the vulva puppet mockup.

Alas, I'm destined to go to bed without become clitorate myself. I'm not sure what that would even involve, but it sounds far too breathy for late on a Wednesday night. Grin.

You have a good night, all.